Stolen : A New Wine For Senior Citizens

NEW Wine For Seniors!
I kid you not...

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as:
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PINO MORE!