Last week there was a Surgeon's conference in Baltimore. After the second day, 5 doctors from different parts of the USA became friends. They decided to have dinner together. That evening, after finishing their meal, they started talking shop while having their coffee. One of the topics of conversation was the various types of patients they had operated on.
The first, a California surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "
The second, a Texas surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The third, an Oklahoman surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The fourth, an Florida surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth, a Washington, D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no testicles, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the anus are interchangeable.
Read more: http://goldensilents.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ot&action=display&thread=13264&page=2#ixzz1V91FHfi7
The first, a California surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "
The second, a Texas surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The third, an Oklahoman surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The fourth, an Florida surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth, a Washington, D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no testicles, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the anus are interchangeable.
Read more: http://goldensilents.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ot&action=display&thread=13264&page=2#ixzz1V91FHfi7
No comments:
Post a Comment